glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

Glucose Guardian

Gender neutral equivalent of Sugar Daddy.

"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"

by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors

I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..

by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017

Glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for sugar daddy

Man I really need a glucose guardian

by The Auto Cocks May 24, 2022