glonass 

1. A russian GPS system
2. A derogatory term towards your friend

"hey Dave you are a Glonass!"

glonass by Brendin February 21, 2005

GLONASS 

Pronounced “glowin-ass” or colorq. “clown-ass”. Global Positioning System of the Russian Federation. Previously known as GLOBNASS.

I think GLONASS is tracking my farts.

GLONASS by JayRDontCareNoMo December 21, 2022

Goonass 

6"6" and worthless, albino, or dumb as hell

Henry is a goonass

Goonass by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017