Glizzy Gobler

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The glizzy gobler is an ancient beast that gobles up all the glizzys. He is big and loves to guzzle giant glizzys. Justin Beiber is the #1 glizzy gobler.

Hey Justin, what you doin?

Nothing just “chokes on glizzy.”

Justin you are definitely the #1 Glizzy Gobler

Glizzy Gobler by Glizzy dog November 3, 2020

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Glizzy gobler

One who gives that gawk gawk 3000

“Yo Sarah gave me head last night” Oh so she a glizzy gobler.

Glizzy gobler by Rlendnsnsk October 21, 2020

Glizzy Gobler

Someone who chokes on Glizzys

Me:chokes on a glizzy
Homie:ohhhh shit he a glizzy gobler

Glizzy Gobler by anonymous December 3, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.

"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

Glizzy Gobbler by GetAwayNick July 7, 2020

glizzy gobbler

hot dog deep throat

"Man, James' really eating that glizzy like a glizzy gobbler!"

glizzy gobbler by Glizzinator July 8, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who is “mad sus” while consuming a glizzy.

Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.

Glizzy Gobbler by xi Jinping July 29, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

someone who eats dick

Tim: shes a hoe
john: a Glizzy gobbler

Glizzy Gobbler by thebetterbozo November 9, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026