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give no fucks 

1. how many do i give? none.

2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.

3. i dont care.
me: about how many fucks do you think i give?
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.
give no fucks by knowlessmore September 15, 2009
Words you can keep

[I give no fucks] 

Means you don't care.
I give no fucks what you think!
[I give no fucks] by JimJam1008 November 29, 2013

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

No fucks to give 

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.
He's always whining about not having any money. I have no fucks to give Jim since he simply lives off his parents' pity.
No fucks to give by Word2014 May 5, 2015

No fucks to give 

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.
if you think i care well there are no fucks to give.
No fucks to give by No fucks January 28, 2016

No fucks to give 

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.
well if you think i care, you are wrong there are no fucks to give.
No fucks to give by No fucks January 28, 2016

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck 

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.
You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*
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