giraf 

A large headed animal, usually described as a penis head. girafs only eats vegetables but in some ocassions it might drink beer

I love the giraf, he's neck is as long as my penis

giraf by klunkelars April 6, 2018

blue eyed giraffe 

daniel seavey, of the hit man band why don’t we.

that’s a hot blue eyed giraffe!

blue eyed giraffe by immiagonzalez April 19, 2019

Blue Eyed Giraffe 

A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)

Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!

Blue Eyed Giraffe by JNM257 April 21, 2019

maciek's girlfriend 

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.

Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

maciek's girlfriend by macieklover221 November 26, 2020

blue eyed giraffe 

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.

woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!

blue eyed giraffe by blueeyedgiraffedaniel April 24, 2019

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".

"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"

girlfriend hand by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015

Girlfriend 

something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.

Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"

Girlfriend by Quack3rs October 31, 2019