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Giant Killer Grizzly Moose 

Mythical creature that eats kids and grandkids who misbehave. There are two types

Grizzly mooseflapicus - they fly on wings like dragons
Grizzly moosesneakycuss - they don't fly but will catch and eat kids unaware.

Both usual roam around bed time and snatch up kids who are supposed to be in bed.

Very hard to kill and rarely spotted.
We used to hunt giant killer grizzly moose using horrible kids for bait but we ran out of bait- till you showed up.

The Giant Killer

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The Giant Killer by Padz February 14, 2003

giantkillerrobots 

The most awesomest, badassest man in the history of everything. See also AWEXOME TO THE MAxXx, Our lord and savior and Ignorant Fuckwit. WAIT. Scratch that last one.
Man, that GKR is a fucking post whore.
*Head explodes*