ghost poopie
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When You Take a shit, feel it come out and even hear it land in the toilet, but when you get up nothings there causing you to run away and call a paranormal investagator
*Plunk!*
*Wipe*
"Holy Shit thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!"
"Its Just a ghost poopie, dont freak!"
*Wipe*
"Holy Shit thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!"
"Its Just a ghost poopie, dont freak!"
ghost poopie by urkal December 9, 2008
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Ghost Poopie
The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!
Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?
Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.
Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?
Person2: Awkward....>.>
Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.
Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?
Person2: Awkward....>.>
Ghost Poopie by vyngenceinside June 29, 2008
The Ghost Poopie
The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
The Ghost Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
ghost no wipe poopie
Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
ghost no wipe poopie by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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