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ghost poopie

when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.
ghost poopie is phonemenon.
by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004
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ghost poopie

When You Take a shit, feel it come out and even hear it land in the toilet, but when you get up nothings there causing you to run away and call a paranormal investagator
*Plunk!*
*Wipe*
"Holy Shit thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!"
"Its Just a ghost poopie, dont freak!"
by urkal December 9, 2008
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Ghost Poopie

The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!
Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?

Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.

Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?

Person2: Awkward....>.>
by vyngenceinside June 29, 2008
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The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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ghost pooper

The one who mysteriously lays a douce in an office that is not his and is never identified.
I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.
by jcam1980 January 15, 2014
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Ghost pooper

Someone who has to poop in a public restroom, but they are embarrassed so they sit silently in their stall until you leave.
Every time I use the bathroom at work there's a ghost pooper in the handicap stall.
by FreshCiggy September 14, 2022
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