Going into a Cracker Barrel and consuming as much fried chicken as possible before going into the bathroom and opening the gasket in the back to explosive diarrhea.
When you go to cracker barrel and get the chicken fried chicken, it's good but always makes you extremely sick and have diarrhea. This was created after Noel Miller had a fan, Hudson, summited a story over DMs of getting Barreled with his friends.
"Hey man, me and Hudson are Getting Barreled, want to come with?"
"Hell no, I don't want to have to be stuck in the bathroom for half an hour"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*