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get some help 

Phytriatic inmate: I want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help
get some help by Deltatangofoxtrot February 19, 2018

Get some help 

A phrase some drama youtubers use to make their opinions seem more valid (when they're actually not). A synonym for fuck you and commit die.
*Youtuber gets involved in YouTube drama for views and subscribers*

Youtuber: yOu'rE sUCh a dIsGraCE tO HoOmAniTy!!1!!1!!!1!!!1!!1 gO gEt sOmE hElP!! 1!1!1!1!1!
Get some help by MinecraftBruhGod January 26, 2021

get some help 

If you need help you're wrong site
Guy1: Look i have a fidget spinner
Guy2: Stop, Get some help.
get some help by ztreak December 31, 2017

Stop it get some help 

It means stop being a retarded person and go to a therapist.
I told Emmie ¨ stop it get some help.¨

Stop it get some help 

A meme featuring Michael Jordan talking about drugs and why kids should not take them
Stop it get some help by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019

Stop it, get some help. 

A quote said by U.S. basketball player, Michael Jordan, in part of an anti-drugs video. The quote has recently been used in vines to show the stupidity of a person in a previous clip.
E.g.
Feminist: There are three genders, four, even five!
Michael Jordan: Stop it, get some help.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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