The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.
Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.
Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”
To 'get schwifty' is the verb form of MacGyver. To MacGyver is 'to make or repair (an object) in an improvised or inventive way, making use of whatever items are at hand'.
Rick tells Morty to "just hit a button, give me a beat" and then proceeds to make up a song on the spot. Rick being the filthy old man that he is uses the first lyrics that come into his head, "take off your panties", "shit on the floor". These are not what it means to get schwifty.
Oh man, my car tire is flat and I'm already late for work. It's time to get schwifty.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.