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Gastronomic orgasm 

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.
OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!
Gastronomic orgasm by jast86 October 3, 2010

Gastropolitan 

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.
Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.
Gastropolitan by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018

Gastronomical 

Food that is incredibly delicious. The kind of delicious that is far beyond your favorite order at your local burger joint.
The Chile Verde plate at Salsitas is Gastronomical! It's way better than that crappy stuff at the El Ranchero restaraunt.

gastronomically hung over 

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
gastronomically hung over by B-Flo October 20, 2007

molecular gastronomy 

molecular gastronomy is a term you use when you stub your toe. it’s a term that can be quite stress relieving in some scenarios.
oh yeah. i know that pain. but what was that i heard you shouting when u stubbed your toe?

molecular gastronomy.

gastrononscriptophobia 

The fear of waiters not recording your order in writing (usually experienced in better restaurants). This condition may persist even when an order is accurately delivered.
I don't want ice in my coke, but my waiter has failed to write down my order, so I'm suffering a bout of acute gastrononscriptophobia.
gastrononscriptophobia by Rabelais October 28, 2008