gertge

A big thick milf that’s so you you will instantly cum in your pants

Dude I saw the hottest Gertge yesterday I had to clean my underwear

by AnalBeadLicker December 25, 2020

Gertjejansen

A really cool German last name. There's only about 12 people with the last name alive in 2010, most live in the United States. Pronounced Gerty-jensen.

The Gertjejansen kids are so cool!

by DGert December 25, 2010

gertering

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

Gergen

A unit of effort equivalent to the energy required for a 96-lb male to walk up three flights of stairs at 8:35 in the morning.

Naw, that's at least 12.5 Gergens of effort.

by captain_euphemism January 9, 2011

gerten

A person who goes around fucking the nastiest girls in the area. The type of guy to get greasy with the county whore and act like it wasn’t disgusting

Guy 1: did you fuck that nasty snatch down south a ways?

Guy 2: Yeah, where’s the problem?

Guy 1: dude you’re the biggest Gerten ever

by The_coochie_man February 17, 2023

Majka Gergelyová

catfish girl - face of jojo siwa
Daniel Zbojovský asked her for credit card information
she posted a picture of hotdog Dano
@majkagergelyova IG

Dano na to stále neprišiel😂

Majka Gergelyová z 1. ročníka.

by danov nepriateľ October 8, 2021

Gerte

A gay date.

Hey man, wanna go on a gerte?

by Kerpo May 18, 2021