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german hacker man 

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
Annie: Hey mike, how are you?

Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!

Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!
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