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Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.
David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!
geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008
Related Words

geotastic 

A word used by geo teachers (specifically male teachers from the Isle of Man) to try and sound cool to the millennials/generation z.
"Now this here ladies is pretty geotastic."
geotastic by geo student 101 June 5, 2017
Maybe a short form for "Get A Girlfriend"
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As in an among us meme:
Code : GETAGF
GETAGF by the.xilegod026 February 1, 2021
1 (Adj.). When someone on snapchat uses too many geotags on their story.
2(Verb). When someone on snapchat just posts on their story a black screen and a geotag.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Should I add Kaitlin on Snapchat?
Guy 2: Nah bro. She's a geofag.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I heard Derrick posted something about me on his story. What did he post?
Guy 2: Nah Bro. He just posted a bad geofag picture.

geotardation 

Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.
I can't rent movies from iTunes in Toronto because of Apple's geotardation.
geotardation by lungfluke October 27, 2008

Geovaging 

The act of sleeping with men from various parts of the world.
Angie: I've been geovaging a lot lately.

Alice: Me too! I've fucked four guys in the last seven months and only one of them was actually born in Canada.
Geovaging by YeahBabyYeah August 17, 2015