geotag

The imprint left on an object when testicles have been pressed against it

“Matt geotagged my car windshield so well it took four car washes to get rid of it.”

by apatte July 29, 2019

geotard

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

by Joseph King September 4, 2008

geotastic

A word used by geo teachers (specifically male teachers from the Isle of Man) to try and sound cool to the millennials/generation z.

"Now this here ladies is pretty geotastic."

by geo student 101 June 5, 2017

GETAGF

Maybe a short form for "Get A Girlfriend"
??

As in an among us meme:
Code : GETAGF

by the.xilegod026 February 1, 2021

geofag

1 (Adj.). When someone on snapchat uses too many geotags on their story.
2(Verb). When someone on snapchat just posts on their story a black screen and a geotag.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Should I add Kaitlin on Snapchat?
Guy 2: Nah bro. She's a geofag.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I heard Derrick posted something about me on his story. What did he post?
Guy 2: Nah Bro. He just posted a bad geofag picture.

by og dorag yeezy supreme April 18, 2017

geotardation

Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.

I can't rent movies from iTunes in Toronto because of Apple's geotardation.

by lungfluke October 27, 2008

Geovaging

The act of sleeping with men from various parts of the world.

Angie: I've been geovaging a lot lately.

Alice: Me too! I've fucked four guys in the last seven months and only one of them was actually born in Canada.

by YeahBabyYeah August 17, 2015