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celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.
No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.
celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008
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Genitalsies 

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010

Washington Generals 

The Washington Generals are an American exhibition basketball team, best known for their spectacular losing streak in exhibition games against the Harlem Globetrotters.
Dean has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.

Luke received a Washington Generals-level beat down from his opponent.
Washington Generals by robo042 March 7, 2010

Show me your genitals

A funny sexist rap video on youtube made by Canadian comedian Jon LaJoie.
"It's not sexist coz im saying it in a song,
thats right bitch now take off your thong and
show me your genitals..." etc
Show me your genitals by kurtas August 27, 2008

Generals Top hat 

An instance in which while having intercourse, the man pulls out and cums inside her nostrils, and at which point she snorts it and swallows it.
Man: Quick! Generals Top hat!
Woman: -snorts- -then swallows-
delicious. aha
Generals Top hat by Rahhfish February 26, 2011

Generalsmoker 

The Godfather of nipponsei. Yes, like the movie. Has "connections" to various rizon people that others can only dream of.

You really don't want to get on his bad side...
<@OsisNie> Generalsmoker is the leader of this channel. We do what he tells us to.
<@minglong> ...

show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of