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a term coined up by the great daniel "the hustler" hussey.
many people think he meant to say gaywad but instead it came out as gaywire. it basically means the same as gaywad.
the way it is used currently it basically is the same as trifeling or possibly fucked up
you sucked his dick you are so gaywire.

man i was playing guitar hero and had like 500k and the game fucking froze, how gaywire
gaywire by pchb16 February 17, 2008
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a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.
"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"
gaypire by fun2bkt January 8, 2010
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See spyware, adware. A program that when installed (usually without the user knowing) onto your PC that basically tracks what you do on your PC and then forwards that information to some faggot.
Do you have Emule?

No, why? Does it have any gayware?
gayware by Jim September 4, 2004
a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire
my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.
gaypire by GreenSheep August 12, 2006
Gayire is a gay male vampire.
"Edward Cullen is Such a gayire."

"Oh My God, could you get anymore gayire."

"Twilight the movie is soooooo gayire."
Gayire by FallingSuns March 12, 2010
The name that was originally suggested for the popular Pontiac sunfire but was turned down keep the gay mans pride
Yo Brent Steele you rock that gayfire you fuckin smoke show, I think its smokin! GUN IT!!
Gayfire by Iron James January 28, 2004
A term of respect between only a Mick(see urban dictionary definition) and a Kyle(see urban dictionary definition) and a jackson (see urban dictionary definition)
"Dude wats up gagwire"
Gagwire by Mick Stallone April 5, 2005