When a homosexual is set on having relations/a relationship with their straight friend; assuming that they will eventually reciprocate their feelings. It is, essentially, gay layaway.
Felicia: Why don’t you let go of Micheal and find someone that will love you?
James: Girl, bye. I got him on gayaway. He’ll be mine soon.
A play on the word layaway. Refering to the popular yet misguided assumption that bisexual people are "confused" and only come out as bisexual as part of a process that leads to them eventually coming out as gay. Often derogatory or offensive.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"