gay now 

one day your straight then you met that special guy then your gay now

Kael is gay now

gay now by The_dick_lover March 20, 2017

Bi-now-gay-later 

The temporary bisexual identity of a young, naive homosexual male.

Michael told his boyfriend that he still likes girls, but he's clearly on the bi-now-gay-later plan.

Bi-now-gay-later by Will J. Pa. May 19, 2006

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

bi now, gay later 

An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.

guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later

or

guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.

bi now, gay later by bluepens September 10, 2005

I am so gay for you right now 

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.

(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

I am so gay for you right now by weeksfree February 9, 2010

bi now, gay later 

A person who claims to be bi-sexual, but is really gay. This person will realize within a year or two that he or she is not attracted to the opposite sex at all.

So Carly says she's into Chris, but she's totally bi now, gay later.

bi now, gay later by paddle May 4, 2010

bi now, gay later 

When people come out as being Bi, before later revealing that they are actually Gay. Seen by some as easier than coming out.

"Jack told me he was Bi last night."
"Yeah, just the other half now."
"Yep...Bi now, gay later"

bi now, gay later by Mr GGGGGGGGG May 27, 2009