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Bi-now-gay-later
Michael told his boyfriend that he still likes girls, but he's clearly on the bi-now-gay-later plan.
Bi-now-gay-later by Will J. Pa. May 19, 2006
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bi now, gay later
An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.
guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later
or
guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later
or
guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.
bi now, gay later by bluepens September 10, 2005
I am so gay for you right now
A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
I am so gay for you right now by weeksfree February 9, 2010
bi now, gay later
A person who claims to be bi-sexual, but is really gay. This person will realize within a year or two that he or she is not attracted to the opposite sex at all.
bi now, gay later by paddle May 4, 2010
bi now, gay later
When people come out as being Bi, before later revealing that they are actually Gay. Seen by some as easier than coming out.
bi now, gay later by Mr GGGGGGGGG May 27, 2009
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