An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.
Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
by Agent Scullu November 30, 2022
by allah cummer June 5, 2021
An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".
The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."
by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021
Pretty much Target brand.
Just a buncha food.
such as offbrand veggie straws or hard-boiled eggs or offbrand Lunchables.
Just a buncha food.
such as offbrand veggie straws or hard-boiled eggs or offbrand Lunchables.
I'm running out of names...
I'll just use placeholders.
Person 1: Just a quick Target run. Want anything?
Person 2: Nah, but I do want Good & Gather™ hard-boiled eggs.
Person 1: ok.
Off Person 1 went on a Target run.
I'll just use placeholders.
Person 1: Just a quick Target run. Want anything?
Person 2: Nah, but I do want Good & Gather™ hard-boiled eggs.
Person 1: ok.
Off Person 1 went on a Target run.
by Orrinpants November 1, 2021
A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
Gatherer is a sub-species of the name "Hunter".
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")
by the indus river valley November 14, 2021
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