gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

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a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it.

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

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gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body

Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus

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