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gasasstic flatulence 

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
When you eat a pie of pizza or something like that and hot fucking fury shoots out of your ass cheeks
Kogan that chocolate fountain and pizza is a recipe for a gasasster
Gasasster by Naor the man December 27, 2019

Gassassin 

A person who knocks another over using nothing but flatulence.
Person #1: Man, that was brutal. I fell out of my chair.
Person # 2: Yeah, he's a Gassassin.
Gassassin by pilotgeg February 16, 2010
When you eat a pie of pizza or something like that and hot fucking fury shoots out of your ass cheeks
Kogan that chocolate fountain and pizza is a recipe for a gasasster
Gasasster by Naor the man December 27, 2019

glassass 

its when
the. glass. broke.... in his ass
Mike: hey tony care to watch some glassass?
Tony: this ain't so bad... not much worse than GOATSEEEEEEOMFUCKINGGOD THAT SHIT BROKE IN HIS ASS
glassass by glassofass August 27, 2009

glassasshole 

Dude or chick that wears Google Glass like a butthole, tries to act as though they don't behave like a bluetooth douche.
Is that glassasshole looking at me, or staring into his dumbass glasses?
glassasshole by gockomonster February 26, 2014