gartner 

goofball, continuer of the name 'fauna' worry wart and enjoys very much the saying 'excellent'

look at that gartner over there worrying about if she's feminine enough

gartner by Jill heath August 21, 2006

Gartner 

Long lost twin brother of Jimmy Fallon, separated at birth, destined to meet again one day. Commonly seen wearing suits at all times. Favorite things include polar bears. And in his experience, you're probably wrong.

Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.

Person 2: No it can't be.

1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.

*Jimmy turns around*

2: No that's Gartner!!

*Both run away*

Gartner by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019

Hot Gartner 

After you get out of the shower with a chick, bend her over the toilet, start having sex to her, and as your about to cum, shove her head in the toilet and flush it as you blow it all over her back.

I met this freaky bitch at a bar and Hot Gartnered the living shit out of her.

Hot Gartner by Jnutz24 May 16, 2010

Wolfgang Gartner 

DJ & complextro producer from California. Has a very interesting personality & is very friendly person.

Wolfgang Gartner is gonna be at a concert in Arizona soon.

Wolfgang Gartner by Matyu Sniper April 19, 2021

Soyer Gartner 

A worthless jewish person who only cares about money. He's fond in the game of Minecraft, and enjoy's dating provinces and states.

Nick: Hey soyer, what's up?
Soyer Gartner: I'm playing minecraft while texting Manitoba.

Soyer Gartner by iLuvPokaa July 25, 2012

brooke gartner

The most amaing person in the world by definition.

brooke gartner is the worlds best person known by all.

brooke gartner by the person stating this November 30, 2011

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