One who lives in the garage attached to one's house. A typical Garagian will include a mini-refridgerator, a sink, kitchen cabinets, a porch swing, a kid-sized table, and a wide-screened TV in their garage living space.
Garabinga City is a made up desert city that was created for purposes of story telling, similar to the universes created by modern screenwriters and authors, such as J.K Rowling and C.S Louis. It is a town known for its typical western weather and scenery, featuring local schools, a downtown district, and rustic, environmentally damaged buildings littered throughout the surrounding desert.
I wrote a book, a book based on the Garabinga universe. It’s about an old man who made his way through life living on cheap parcels in self made wood houses, drinking daily, and working minimum wage. He picks himself up eventually in his later years and runs for mayor after climbing the corporate ladder into middle management at a local tool manufacturing plant. He wins the race and becomes mayor of Tanto County.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!