Abbreviation for "funny you should mention that", because who doesn't text/Tweet/Facebook/Instagram that phrase at least 14 times a day? (Credit to Oscar P.)
H: "Is this why older societies create increasingly disturbing porn?"
O: "Yeah, FYSMT-- without being electrically prodded, covered in honey gravy & hung from my nipples, I can't even get off anymore..."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)