fwasta

franco the argentinean anitoker pushing 18 🤦🏻 ♀️

uzuitard: "i hate fwasta and his mid takes"
fwasta: "rwatio 🤓"

by joinunison June 2, 2022

Feastan

Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.

Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe

by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Fwasian

A fake white Asian.

The white spouse of an Asian pretending like they know everything about Asians.

Husband: I use chopsticks so well. Ni hao ma?
Wife: -headdesk- Honey, you're such a fwasian.

by Aznknowitall August 16, 2009

Fastaskit

(adjective) Describes something that was both brilliant and exciting. Similar to fantastic, but with more emotion.

(at a fun fair having just come off the most exciting ride EVER !);
"Wow !!! That ride was FASTASKIT !"

by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

fastaurant

A public eatery, quite often a national chain, which does not typically have a drive thru nor does it have waitstaff. In other words, it is not "fast food", but also not a dine-in "restaurant".

Subway is a fastaurant.

by Alex J. MacGregor July 27, 2007

Mo Fasta

More Faster. Ebonic term for saying 'let us achive a higher velocity'

"Yo Paul lets get this bitch goin Mo Fasta!"

by thegreatone259 September 18, 2005