Luke's opinion: Wow, what are the odds that you actually found this? Pretty damn slim! thats what that is!!!!
Nick's opinion: Wow, what are the odds that you actually found this? pretty damn high! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE YOU FAGGOT GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND DO SOMETHING WORTH WHILE!!!!!!!!
but congratz you are the first fag to find this
:)
Guy 1: I'm gonna go type in random shit on the internet!!!
Guy 2: uuhhh ok thats cool cuz like thats what we do nowadays cuz we're so cool like that and so totally awesomo cuz we type in random shit on the computer and stuff. Chicks totally dig us for this and will be sucking our penis's by the time i'm done typing this, we're so cool.
Guy 1: (types fhdfhgdy)
*reads definition (crys deeply)
wow if you really took the time to read that.. wow ...justwow
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."