Future Bae

is a Danish word for love a noun and

means:A person that you like and want to ask them out but your not ready.

Josh is my future bae.

by me myself and I bitches October 29, 2014

Ex Future Bae

Someone who you may have been on the path of becoming bae, but for some reason didn't make it.

I miss how ex future bae used to do that thing with her tongue in bed. Too bad she started talking about marriage.

by Samurai Kitten May 27, 2016

FutureAestheticMale

A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''

Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has

by lookism5678 April 12, 2023

futurebassistboy

created when the up and coming legend Matt Hix decided to take up the most worthy bass. Now, however he has joined his most worthy band to become..."Bassistguy"!

"futurebassistboy too the rescue!!!"

"futurebassistboy has evolved from sucking at the bass, to being awsome and becoming...Bassistguy!"

by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx June 4, 2004