futpucit Share definition Flag A phrase used when one has started to swear an realised during the pronouciation of the first sylable that it is inappropriate. Ouch! Futpucit... I hit my hand with the hammer while tring to fix your gate Grandma. futpucit by SteveDave May 9, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the futpucit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch