Pretty much the worst gift that I ever received. I ended up skinning it and discovering a wonderfully mechanical robot-looking creature beneath the woolly mess. Furby pelts are great gifts for those with understanding senses of humor.
by Pingaling June 16, 2007
A small, nylon-fur covered nuisance given to children to scare them out of real pets. Spying device (See military code specifying that furby may not enter areas where special clearance is required.) And general boon to the working adult, furby is nothing more than a bit of backfired reverse-psychology.
"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."
---Quoted from SkippyList.com
---Quoted from SkippyList.com
by Churusaa April 26, 2006
a small, annoying, fur-covered dreature that used to be a popular toy with children. The main reason people buy furbies nowadays is to destroy them with a group of pals. Furbies are demonic little bastards that deserve to die. Seriously, furbies are satanic and they should all be smashed with a sledgehammer.
Common methods of killing furbies include microwaving them, dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire, holding matches under the circutboard to fry the circuts and make he furby make a sound similar to a copy machine, running them over with SUVs, smashing them with sledgehammers, drilling them, blowing them up with firecrackers, bashing them against brick walls, pissing on them, putting them on railroad tracks, bitch-slapping them, feeding them to hungry cats and dissolving them in muriatic acid.
I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.
I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.
by Mr. Stiffy October 2, 2007
some sort of electronic cross between a penguin and a guiney pig covered in fur. often given to children, resulting in backfire upon giver, causing it to be thrown out a window. an absolute cheap piece of shit that's annoying as hell. furbys can be 'taught' words...you can also 'pet' them by touching a sensor on their back, and blind them by putting you hand over thier light sensor. coloring your furby with markers was common to younger kids to 'make them prettier', others prefered to cut their hair or step on them (similar to dressing a barbie doll vs. ripping its head off). also sometimes used as in insult to people.
by Frankenstein2 November 22, 2006
by FurbyFreeLand June 16, 2004
PURE EVILL!!!!!!!
furby are these evil little thingys that scare the piss out of me. 2 nite (if u have 1 in ur room) they stare at u w/ big round eyes untill u eiter scream, or go insane.
(they also dont neeed batteries)
furby are these evil little thingys that scare the piss out of me. 2 nite (if u have 1 in ur room) they stare at u w/ big round eyes untill u eiter scream, or go insane.
(they also dont neeed batteries)
jon: "my furby was staring at me all nite long and soon i couldnt take it so i hadda scream"
buddy: "oh dude, that sux"
buddy: "oh dude, that sux"
by punice October 8, 2007
(1)n. {fuhr-bee} A furry, electronic toy shaped in the form of a hairball.
"Where did you get that black and white furby? I have seen one since like 1998!"
(2)n. {fuhr-bee} A word used to indicate complete sincerity or point out that you are not joking.
"Where did you get that black and white furby? I have seen one since like 1998!"
(2)n. {fuhr-bee} A word used to indicate complete sincerity or point out that you are not joking.
by stuckinthecubicle January 9, 2014