fupobia 

The irrational (though understandable) fear of Fupas (fat upper pussy areas). Symptoms include innability to keep food down, desire to end ones life, and night terrors.

I had to go see my therapist about my advanced stage Fupobia. The dreams of armies of post-menopausal women with fupas bombarding my upper body were too much to handle.

fupobia by Candi, Whorestein, and Big Balled Homo June 2, 2008