(adjective) a term to describe a woman one brings home from the bar, and she leaves a formidable scent in your bed. A funkbroad is always a one night stand.
My bed smelled like funkbroad this morning after your mom and sisterleft.
Funkbro is a dude, usually gay, that doesn’t shower on a regular basis, so he might have a heavy (but still sexy) natural scent….especially on his balls, ass, pits & feet. This is an erotic attraction to partners that appreciate a natural man’s scent.
Damn! When my funkbro came over last night, his scent was so strong I could smell him before I opened the door!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.