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fungi sway

ancient art of arranging and decorating a room to enhance energy flow. Derivation: misspelling of feng-shui.
from Love Reigns Over All, Chapter 6

“'I don’t believe this. ... I can see it now, motorcycle wallpaper, sheets and everything else that would make his ass feel at home. I will fungi sway his ass a bedroom, he will never forget.' A room fit for his punkass, Kai thought to herself."
by DeVoll's 030 class March 20, 2006
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fungi sexual

One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.
Person 1: Who do you like ?

Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual

Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!
by Antiquity February 21, 2023
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Sac Fungi

The event where infective fungi sprouts on thy central region of the scrotum, left testicle, and penis head.
Nolan: Hey did Rachel give you a BJ last night?

Jorge: No, she saw my sac fungi and she puked all over her tits.
by ScrotyMcDickinAss May 29, 2010
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Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."
by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008
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Cluster fung-shway

Organized chaos. A state of calamity amidst a sea of normal.
At first it appeared to be Mayhem or alittle chaotic but it was a cluster fung-shway
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fung-shway

a calming practice that you use if you are over excited. Also it is a vibe a person or thing can give off.
these sunglassess go with the fung-shway of my outfit.

just fung-shway. calm down
by k_girl_N August 7, 2006
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Fungo slump nut bump

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track
Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!
by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014
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