A FunderBerger Party, as originally conceived by Jacob Funderberger of Southern California, is when a group of friends organize a fake party in order to impress or make jealous those around them. This is best accomplished by planning the details of the party out loud and in public (school, restaurants, and stations of public transport) so that it seems real to those not involved. Members of the Funderberger Party are made aware of the fact that there is no party when they are repeatedly asked by other members if they will be attending. This covertly indicates to a member the fact that it is a Funderberger Party, and not a real party, without alerting others to the joke.
When a female is having a hard timepooping so she inserts her thumb into her vagina to help push out that last bit of turd.
Holy shit Aubrey! I was so constipated this morning even the coffee wasn’t working. I had no choice but to give myself the old thumbs up and Funderburg that crap right out of there!