fucky screwy
fucky screwy by Bigfooted Giraffe November 16, 2014
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Fuck or screw the moderators day
Tony: its Fuck or screw the moderators day,We cant be banned,Muted,or warned or even demoted for this month horaay!
Shaun:I know,im one of them :(.
Shaun:I know,im one of them :(.
Fuck or screw the moderators day by Mandyan April 10, 2022
Screw fuck farting
The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Screw fuck farting by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
screwed with a capital FUCK
When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.
Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit
Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.
Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!
Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit
Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.
Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!
screwed with a capital FUCK by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009
Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver
How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011
screw me once fuck you twice
A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
screw me once fuck you twice by Cont78 July 25, 2011
screwed with a capital FUCK
Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”
screwed with a capital FUCK by 3gs December 16, 2021