Fucktardis

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.

I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.

by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010

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A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who

"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."

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fucktardious

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness

this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!

by charmaineee March 12, 2008

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by Willc0 September 08, 2003

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to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

by aeioulmao June 03, 2015

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it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

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Used to describe someone who behaves like a fucktard.

Elizabeth: gabe was such a fucktard to you.
Deb: you're right, I need to meet someone that is less fucktardy

by Lois lane April 12, 2017

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