fuckopotamus

a jerk someone who will never get laid because they're such an ass clown.

Girl: god that guy who was hitting on me if such a fuckopotamus

Girl: yeah he's definetley going home alone tonight

fuckopotamus by hanna logan January 19, 2008

fuckopotamus

its a giant fucked up situation . FUCK + Hippopotamus= fuckopotamus. also a big fat guy who for some reason girls love to fuck.

1. your girlfriend catches you cheating damn this situation has turned into one big fuckopotamus
2.Q:yo how does that big fat guy get chicks to fuck him and i cant A: hes a fuckopotamus
3. you catch youre little sister giving her boyfriend a BJ. this situation is a fuckopotamus
4. Chris Farley is a fuckopotamus
5. That guy from king of queens is definitely a fuckopotamus

fuckopotamus by DATMAN BITCH March 16, 2009

Fuckapotimus 

An oversized woman who prays on drunk men in social settings. The fuckapotimi are attrackted to men with slured speach, and impaired walking abilities. The attack is known as being grizzlesnatched.

Damn Wayne was at the UBS Casual party and was almost grizzlesnatched by a huge fuckapotimus.

Fuckapotimus by hotfer March 30, 2011

fuckapottamus 

there is only fuckapapottamus number one and two

Oh look its the fuckapottamus twins

fuckapottamus by pk1921 September 19, 2011

funkapotamus 

god's screename

yo, i was talkin to god last night online

funkapotamus by Andrew Qwerty April 15, 2004