The act of penetrating both a woman’s anus and vagina with two fingers each, on the same hand. The hand should be held stiff and look like a curved “live long and prosper” hand sign.
“Yo I did the fuckle knuckle on suzy last night”
“Doesn’t your hand hurt bro???”
“Yeah but the carpal tunnel is worth it”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'