Fucking My Cat 

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

Fucking My Cat by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009

MY FUCKING CAT 

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"

MY FUCKING CAT by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004