1. someone who does the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible moment.
2. a really reallystupid person that goes out and does really stupid things
3. an all-around imbecilic person
4. your garden variety slut
5. anything that doesnt do what you want it to
WHY WOULD YOU CUT ME OFF ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN I'M DOING 90!?! YOU fuckasswhore!