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Fucksgiving 

A declarable holiday or state of mind in which no fucks can be given. When additional vacation or recreation time is needed, yet has not been allotted, a state of Fucksgiving can be declared.
You have obligations that need to be fulfilled on a Sunday afternoon, but a state of Fucksgiving has been declared, so you are required to go have fun instead.
Fucksgiving by Brendejo Chingon November 10, 2011

fucktasizing 

to indulge in inappropriate daydreaming about someone (or something), generally with sexual intent.
- Girl 1: I saw you playing pocket pool during class!
- Girl 2: oh yeah, I initially sat in the front to get a good grade, but I ended up fucktasizing about the teacher the whole time.
- Girl 1: Yea, oh yea.

- Guy 1: I got stoned last night and ended up getting the most epic ass munchies ever, but I didn't have any food in the house. I got desperate and ended up fucktasizing about apple pie and like 20 KFC double downs.
- Guy 2: Doooooood.
fucktasizing by totfather December 10, 2012

FuckaZing 

Something that is Truly Fucking Amazing. Mind Blowing. Life Altering.
The natural beauty and power laden essence of TJ is the most FuckaZing experience I have encountered in my entire life (twice).
FuckaZing by Fuckazing June 9, 2015

Fucksgiving 

A holiday focused on the idea of actually giving a fuck. The one day of the year set aside for caring. Celebrated the day before Thanksgiving.
'"Last year for Fucksgiving I attempted to care and understand about what James was telling me. Opposed to my usually blank stare followed by a casual 'cool story bro"
Fucksgiving by asdfghjkl61910 August 25, 2011
The kind of impossible packaging that hurts you/makes you scream "FUCK! FUCK!! FUUUUUCK!" when you're trying to open it.
"I sliced off my left thumb when I had to use a chef's knife to get through the fuckaging on my new USB drive. FUCK! that hurt."
fuckaging by dolly llama October 12, 2009

no fucksgiving 

The day after valentines day ; not one single fuck shall be given on no fucksgiving.
Crystal: How was your Valentine's day?
Pablo: It was awful. I've just been looking forward to No Fucksgiving all day.