fuck wad

used to go beyond just being a "fucker" or a "fucking idiot," but this person (or animal in some cases) is so stupid they are a "fuck wad"

Your are suck a "fuck wad" joey.

fuck wad by chAoz November 2, 2003

fuck wad

A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".

Kevin Federline,Richard Simmons and Yanni (all fuck wad's)

fuck wad by Uhhuh April 6, 2007

Fuck wad

Something or someone that's just a big ol' bunch of nothing but total fuck. Someone who is both an idiot and mean, at the same time. Can be shortened to "fwad".

Jesse always gives all the new employees a really hard time because he knows he can get most of them to quit. He's a real fuck wad (fwad).

Fuck wad by Lisa Dwyer March 26, 2007

fuck wad

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

fuck wad by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Fuck Wad

The hair style, gernerally sported by women, that occurs after an entertaining bout of fucking.

Gina: After sex my hair was all matted to the crown of my head. It was a real Fuck Wad.

Fuck Wad by Her Pleasure July 20, 2009

Fuck Wad

The end result of coitus left in the middle of the bed. The combined fluids that remain on the sheets after sex.

After we got done humping the hell out of each other, neither one of us wanted to feel the cold fuck wad on our backs. So we both slept on our sides.
I couldn't believe the number of fuck wads my guests left on my spare bed!

Fuck Wad by The Big Dadu September 30, 2008

fuck wad

Ejaculate, usually used in insults
See cum and wad

Eat my fuckwad, asshole!

fuck wad by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005