Fuck Mess

This phrase is used to refer to hair that disheveled beyond belief -- for instance, after a particularly crazy fuck session. It was inspired by the beehive fuck mess hair of Amy Winehouse. It take "bed head" to a whole new level. It can also refer to your general appearance after sexual activity when euphoria eclipses vanity.

Damn, my hair is a total fuck mess; I look like Amy Winehouse.

by eviljen July 11, 2011

shit-slop-fuck-mess

This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.

Hey! Get up! Quit laying around in your shit-slop-fuck-mess and clean up this shithole!

by gordoncharly August 11, 2006

Fuck this Mess

Can be abbreviated to F.T.M. shows frustration and relieves anger when things don't go your way. In a way shows the act of giving up on something and just letting it go.

You cannot figure out a certain problem, there's no solution. It angers you and there nothing you can do about it, so you give up and say "Fuck this Mess."

by John-Mark September 12, 2010

Mid-fuck message

Calling or sending a text message when you know that a friend is having a fuck. At which point, you wish them a "lovely time".

Bob: I know that Alice and Clive are meeting for a fuck at 2pm.

Dave: hey, lets send them a "mid-fuck message" wishing them well.

by a_fool April 5, 2026

Fuck That Message

Instead of being left on, "seen" or "read" this is a term for when the other individual purposefully ignores your text message, refusing to so much as open it. They do things like post or interact with others, clearly skipping over your sorry cry for help.

"She posted on her instagram page, and still hasn't opened my text. I can't believe she left me on fuck that message."

"Ugh he sent me something again... I think I'm going to leave him on fuck that message."

by Alowheeze August 22, 2017

fuckmess

A complete mess. It can be in reference to a mess involving food or a situation gone awry.

A. John spilled all the spaghetti, what a fuckmess.

B. This fund raiser has degenerated into a complete fuckmess.

by dgordon April 30, 2007