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used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement
i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!
by the phalanx specialist November 04, 2007
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First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.
"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"
by Zof Ynneb September 04, 2008
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The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation
YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you

Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard
by Jamesthegreat52 January 23, 2009
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