fuck me and call me sally 

A saying used or yelled out loud when you hurt yourself from stupidity.

I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!

fuck me and call me sally by jpants24 October 6, 2017

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally 

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally 

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally by rms386 March 2, 2014

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally 

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally by Longretrodude January 8, 2017