fuck cake

fuck cake was an insult which Luke Brooks said to Beau Brooks on the 3rd of November 2013

Luke tried to insult me which resulted to him calling me a "fuck cake"

by @beausno1whore November 4, 2013

fuck cake

What you call somebody who has made you mad.

That fuck cake cut me off twice today!

by TURRRI February 13, 2010

Fuck Cake

Name of underground Washington, DC band whose hit single "Lick My Frosting" leaves everybody writhing. With a smoking front-man, an explosive ax-man (who has been called John Mayer-esque, both due to his ferocious play on the guitar and because of how out of place he seems being in a band called "Fuck Cake"), and with a functionally-retarded old man on the skins, this band of 20- and 30-something underachievers have rocked the masses from New York to Hawaii, but never so hard as when they rock the hyper-educated, upper-middle-class, drones in hometown DC.

Did you hear about that new band Fuck Cake? I wish the lead singer of Fuck Cake would give me a slunky, after the after-party.

Did you hear the new song from Fuck Cake called "It means Dick!"

by Jann Wenner, Rolling Stone April 27, 2010

Fuck Cake

A term used to describe basically anything that you want it to. It can be an insult as well.

Def1: Go get me the, the thing, you know, the uhhh, fuck cake.
Def2: You son of bitch stole my car! I’m gonna get you, you piece of fuck cake!!

by Biden is a dick April 6, 2021

Fuck off cake

When you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,Even all the stupid fuckers in the world can understand this once it's been served up.

That cheeky bastard just asked if I could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)

by A-Cupid-stunt June 28, 2016

Birthday Cake Double Fuck

You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.

All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!

by B-Youth Turbo October 14, 2007

Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

by Chazzman72 February 23, 2020