Fuck witt

A Man, that is about to experience, menu-pause!

Eg. 1. Man that permanently suffers 'the after effect' of eating extra hot chillis!

2. Human being that is not true with themselves!

3. Sadist, that is constantly seeking something from someone but can't own it.

But he is a good Fuck witt though.

Fuck witt by Fat troll skinny mole March 8, 2026

fuck witted 

an idividual who by fault of parental conception is a skid-mark on the collective underwear of society. Seeassclown, fuck-fuck, fuckstick, dumb-ass, chris, shane

damn that guy sure is fuck-witted. He is even more fuck-witted than shane. Maybe even more than chris

fuck witted by some dude July 6, 2004

fuck-witted stinker poof 

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

fuck-witted stinker poof by Belsh June 15, 2008

FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

Fuckwitt 

An extremely stupid person that should be killed at once.

Mrs. Long is such a fuckwitt!

Fuckwitt by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Fuckwitticism 

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.

Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.

1.

Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?

2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.

Fuckwitticism by Itchy_gums August 10, 2010

fuckwitt 

a very stupid person is sometimes known as a "fuckwitt"

oi you ya baw-bag ill fucking take the air right out you you cummy fuckwitt , ill fucking rip u shreding man.

fuckwitt by poofta June 15, 2007