fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

by Moontos December 23, 2006

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018

fuck a duck

oh shit

fuck a duck! we're going to crash!

by Anonymous August 30, 2002

fuck a duck

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

by siliman rebrag December 4, 2004

Fuck A Duck

An expression used when frustrated

Person 1: Layouts for the next week?

Person 2: Fuck A Duck!!

by JasonHunt July 15, 2011

fuck a duck

1. oh SHIT!!!

"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"

by JaXceE April 11, 2003

fuck a duck

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009