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Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutang
at the Miami zoo

(sung to row row row your boat theme
Self explanatory
by haiti March 29, 2004
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A particularly sexual person, generally strait, but can often be lesbian or threesome. A Fuck Duck often touches people in a sexual manor constantly. They are often characterized by staring at a person they are atracted to and then touching them sexually without thier permision but in a positive manor. NOT RAPISTS.
"Dude your acting like a total Fuck Duck today"

"I know i just wanna grab her ass"

"do it"

"ok"

and then proceding to tap her ass
by Fuck Duck April 30, 2009
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Fuck Duck: 1)To have sexual intercource with a duck.
2)A person that has sexual relations with muliple partners.
3)A sexual play toy.
4)A sexual nick name given to one's partner.
1)Frank had sex with that duck, what a duck fuck!
2)Frank, Fran, Francis, and Fred all have sex with way too many people in one night, they're all fuck ducks.
3)Frank got Francis a fuck duck.
4)Francis nicknamed Frank her fuck duck!
by ~Keyona January 10, 2004
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Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck

Screw a kangaroo
Stick you're Dick inside a graiffe

orgy at the Zoo
by Skilift September 15, 2022
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Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.
Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon
by Dimpaliengirl February 4, 2018
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