The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.
by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
by Gavroy November 8, 2015
When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
by Steven Jonesss July 2, 2008
by Joey Orgler 3 July 28, 2008
When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.
I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!
by Bankerlovely February 25, 2021