friend tax

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

by any name will do February 12, 2007

Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009