Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

Friend Tax by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009

friend tax

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

friend tax by any name will do February 13, 2007

friendtal 

The lending of an item between friends. Similar to a rental it is understood you only keep what you received for a specific period of time. Unlike car or movie rentals friendtals have no late fees. Without late fees sometimes the friendtal becomes what is similar to theft or indefinite borrowing. as the receiving party never gave compensation for what they received.

Guy 1 "Dude where did you get this sick beer pong table?"
Guy 2 "Oh this is just a friendtal. I've got to give it back to my buddy at some time."

friendtal by alecness October 30, 2009

Friendtationship 

When two people like each other but aren't in a relationship. But they have good sex, tell each other secrets, smoke pot together, go to dinner, act like best friends and have people question if they're boning each other or not.

Man, instead of a friends with benefits, I want a friendtationship.

Friendtationship by thenamesmclovin October 30, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004